(To the tune of George Leybourne’s The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze)
Chorus
Oh, it flies through your nose on a cough or a sneeze
The daring young bug called the Omicron disease
It causes a sickness, like shit you may feel.
And my Grandma it’s stolen away!
<Verse 1>
If you’re vaxxed and you’re boosted, you have less to fear
You may not even notice at all
But if you’re unvaxxed, or old, or you’re ill then it’s true
You’re advised to stay in, shut the door, oh!
<chorus>
<Verse 2> 
If we had just all shut down and had gotten our shots
This bug might not even exist
But it does and it’s going all over the world
To make this Christmas Eve something fierce, oh!
<chorus>
<Verse 3>
Omicron doesn’t care if you’re red or your blue
It just wants to be a cold or the flu
It’s just barely alive, hopes to reproduce
It’s the gift of 20 twenty one, oh!
<Verse 4 — Make up your own>
<chorus> (extra loud this time)
